Thursday, August 31, 2006

The following are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time
considering how their online names might appear... and be misread.

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that
represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:
http://www.whorepresents.com/


2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at:
http://www.expertsexchange.com


3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:
http://www.penisland.net


4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
http://www.therapistfinder.com


5. There's the Italian Power Generator company:
http://www.powergenitalia.com


6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com


7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always:
http://www.ipanywhere.com


8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is:
http://www.cummingfirst.com


9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site:
http://www.speedofart.com

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

If i'm not being who i used to be...

my bad.

But i need time off.

Time for myself to find out what or who I am,

and what means to me and whom i miss.

I can't make things better now,

But someday I'll make things alright,

just not right now.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Someone called me crazy the other the day...

Kinda funny since i'm definately more sane than the person who called me that.

Many people say I'm nuts. Funny thing coz to Song and the rest who are closer to me find me one of the most straight no crazy person most of the times...
Was such a different person on wednesday night at Zouk that Song kept asking me what the fuck was wrong... I can be the crazy motherfucker that we saw at Phuture that other wednesday night but thats provided i have the monster inside wake up. Monster sleeps, i sleep.

But yea... things are sorta toned down after 2000. I'm a fucking engineering student... like WTF. How my teachers or classmates from secondary or JC fucking laugh their right lung out to hear me doing that... As u can see... scholar I aint.

Did well at the INXS thing last night.... i guess so since both managing director and director of the company i was working for asked me to deal with them direct for any other events. And I was the only idiot there that got paid in full last night. Plus a fat tip that i will be recieving from them soon....

Fun guys... alcohol guzzlers and fucking mad. I like working under them. Had liberties with the San Miguel beer that was being constantly smuggled into our tent... Yea, it tastes like shit but hey, it was hot, and the beer was damn fucking cold. Plus... when you're tired on your smoke break... a fucking ice cold beer is better than any energy pick me up on the market.

And as a souvenior... i got a cool sign to hang on my wall... wahahahaha

Monday, August 14, 2006

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to
enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!! =
I am Ong Ah Bee living in Kampong Chai Chee
Life used to be simple and HAPPY
I worked hard in my STUDIES
I learned A-B-C and everything from 1, 2, and 3
Primary school was quite easy I passed PSLE

Then I went to SECONDARY
The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY Physics, Biology and CHEMISTRY
After O levels I went to JC I was quite LUCKY

This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY
Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMIES
Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY
After that we must continue our Studies
The girls can just sit back, relax and watch TV
They come to this world only to "Chia Liao Bi"

No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY
I had no money to go to University or Poly
So I went to work at a FACTORY
Trying to earn a little lousy SALARY
After CPF and INCOME TAX, I have just enough money to buy ROTI and ride in MRT

Colleagues at work used
to be FRIENDLY
Always treat me to tea and COFFEE
Somehow they turned FISHY
Passing bad remarks about me
Telling everybody I am LAZY

My bosses show me no SYMPATHY
Mumbling over my shoulder daily
"HURRY, HURRY and HURRY !"
Accusing me of always trying to get MC
But my sickness was due to over-stretched OT

Going home after midnight by TAXI and They pay me only bus fee

I Park-Tor and became STEADY
Finally had to MARRY
I lost money holding Wedding Dinner PARTY
Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY
After marriage, nothing was EASY

In one year, I became DADDY
I can't support my family and our BABY
Being tied down for life to repay HDB and rising monthly utilities to PUB
My bank account has NO MONEY POSB balance is almost EMPTY
DBS wants to charge me EXTRA FEE Insisting that "Nothing is FREE!"
So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI

Many times I want to jump into the sea to MATI
But that is not EASY
My wife cries: "Who is going to support me and our BABY?"
So I can't MATI

I went to seek assistance from the MP
His reply was simple and easy:
"Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me"
He never tell me any convincing Policy
My dear friends, can you pls help Ong Ah Bee

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Ok... for those who are wondering the change in blog name... This was kinda the original happydrunk. Moving back to my roots and starting this blog anew if possible...


Just came back from a sudden urgent recall at work. Crowd sucked but at least i got paid to do nothing and laugh at faggot dancing...


I'm a racist I admit. Its not coz i hate the color, but they've not shown me anything to change my perspective of them. You all can say shit about not looking at stereotypes... but fuck please.... They stereotype themselves. I've never seen a m***y not being a nuiscance in a club before.... But a bottle of JD and you're suddenly Tengku??? Eh... do you understand the meaning of pookie manjau? i know you don't have the cash to buy one more bottle, but don't be a fucking CB over a dribble thats left in the bottle.... what? you wanna watch it evaporate then you'll be satisfied of your money's worth?

And don't fucking touch people's faces... If you had done that to me you'd be on the floor. You gay or what??? Abang my foot.

I also figured something out. Not sure if i'm correct but i think i was misinterpretated to be trying to split two best friends.... I can't blame the person who thought so. But for the people who know me, you all know i don't do that kinda shit. I will say what i want, but i will NOT try to tear people apart.

If you wanna think that way i can only explain. To believe its up to you... I do everything by conscience. Think i'm a lying snake? Then whatever... we're better off being apart.

Again i got traumatised by Singapore Idol. Jasynctha is insane... I 've heard more sensible words from someone with tourette's. And Twiddle Dee Twohill is still in the show... Its the month of ghosts and demons, don't you realise you are scaring children?

I can imagine mothers telling their tykes to stay indoors at night or Twohill will catch them and floss his braces with their skin.

Ok. I've alot on my plate. I needed to rant. Now i'm done.

Last but not least, to the guys that have been supporting me thru my recent downward spiral.... Thanks. Couldn't be anywhere without you people.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

I miss a friend of the night.


Like a shot of tabasco in my veins in the lull of work.

Who I promised to look out for,

To whom I spent hours staying up talking with.

But like the wind,

I find the person gone and leaving the memories at my feet.

If you're reading this,

You've left a hole,

The space you've occupied will always be there for you.

When things are right I hope you'll say hi again.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Your heart is not open so I must go

The spell has been broken, I loved you so

Freedom comes when you learn to let go

Creation comes when you learn to say no


You were my lesson I had to learn

I was your fortress you had to burn

Pain is a warning that something's wrong

I pray to God that it won't be long

Do ya wanna go higher?


There's nothing left to try

There's no place left to hide

There's no greater power

Than the power of good-bye


Your heart is not open so I must go

The spell has been broken, I loved you so

You were my lesson I had to learn

I was your fortress


Learn to say good-bye

I yearn to say good-bye




nice lyrics... reminds me of the past.
ancient history. fuck it.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Finally paid my library fines....


Yes... i'm a bastard that doesn't pay his fines... for... 3 years.


Not so perfect citizen am i. been goin to the library recently... miss hiding in a corner just reading in the quiet. Orchard library offers me everything i could want... inclusive of germ ridden air conditioning which is why i'm feverish again.


Saw these Native american buskers outside wisma last night.... was wondering something.... what actually are these people singing?
They could be singing, " You look like you have weiner smaller than that of praire dog" or " coyote would howl in pain at yon face" and we would be all stupidly laughing and clapping at them and throwing them cash while they insult us in their native tongue.


Kinda like goin to africa and singing insults in hokkien and getting paid. Fun.


Have you wanted to stay? Have you wanted to go?


An interesting phrase i read in a graphic novel. Probably from some old film. But its kinda interesting to me. Coz i have always been responsible for this or that and having to be somewhere for everyone but me. This phrase just strikes me. Its a temptation.... to drop everything and everyone. To go away and leave the problems and people behind.


Song once told me he felt like doin the same. To abandon all the old friends and start anew. And now I feel the same way.... You ever thought about what things you've done in life for people irregardless if they're right or wrong, whether or not in the big scheme of things will it even create a cosmic equivalent of a burp?


I have had stuff hapeen to me i do not wish others to go thru but somehow no matter what i do, they can't divert from the path. So why do i do it? Adeline told me to do it for the people that really appreciate my efforts. But to me that isnt right. But now the tempation has been placed in front. The apple of which once i take i will never be the same.


This isn't about anyone or anything in particular. But I'm tired.... Has anyone even bothered asking me that?


Fuck you all.