The Crazy Four Day Marathon

There goes my weekend....

Four days of straight mad bartending.... What the heck possesed me to agree to work tonight after my already three days of suicide??

Another night of looking at fugly and dumb customers. Being sore as a conveyor belt chicken's ass is not funny.

Yea, so i said fugly and stupid customers.

I'm biased against people that look not a bit pleasing to the eye. yes, I am such a bastard. Admit it... You do get more easily pissed of at people with faces that resemble slabs of meat in the butcher's window. I deal with such people so often I've developed selective blindness... so please don't expect me to smile at you when I'm having problems not asking you if you are in need of medical attention. If you're drunk.... well... lets say you have a face that would even make satan cringe.

Yea yea... I have an attitude so what?

Its not like you don't have an attitude yourself... If you don't you aren't human. It just depends on what you're degree of attitude is. Mine is, if you don't give me basic human courtesy then I will treat you like the stuff i scrape off the bottom of my boots. Sue me.

Which explains why I bec ome deaf to idiotic whistling and calls of bro when i'm busy. You "desperately" need a glass of water? Go to the fucking toilet and get it moron. Theres no difference in the water. Unless you can prove to me that you can't make it to the toilet without being tossed over like a sack of potatoes or will be that close to dehtydrative death without that glass. In any case, you'd need an ambulance not me. So don't give me that fucking nonsense about desperate needs of water.

Guys with dreadlocks and smug looks stay away from me. I don't serve you for mortal fear of getting itches from your mass of hairy shit like extensions from your scalp and I no, you acting all smug like thinking you look so damn cool with dreads is a fucking turn off. Don't try to act like Bob Marley... He's rolling in his grave at all you CMI posers wearing dreads and marijuana inspired clothing.

If you talk about marijuana.... then smoke it shit.... Don't fucking act big and wear all those pot clothing and pretend. Do you know how to spell "POSER"? It goes Y-O-U....

I'm very likely will be working at velvet tonight. Together with the Darth Vader wannabe of a bar manager that just shows you a black face every fucking night like you owe him a pair of testicles. If you're face is like that how do you ever expect any of us to show you respect or even pretend to smile at you? Dumb mofo can't even survive one night without shouting at anyone and the management is puzzled why the full timers are leaving...

Besides Mr anal... there is his close cousin... Mr Dick... and he is so ironically named. He is the biggest village idiot i've ever met in my entire life. He looks like a mishapen Gollum i tell you. I can't help but laugh at him when he appears... call me mean... whatever... you havent seen him. I can't express any words for him save for the word "retarded".

There will be plenty more antics of this Dick especially after tonight.

For the time being... I gotta go to work. Again.

Happy fucking new year.







... you know I love you all.