Bend Over And Try This Boot On For Size
Singaporeans are a rude buncha morons.
Some stupid woman just lumbered up into my face on the train today. HELLOooo... Theres someone directly behind you. Its kinda rude to shove your huge hair into their face like they want to have a mouthful of it.... And furthermore, you smell like a medicated oil brewery, if its not obvious, YOU SMELL. So kindly fuck off from my prescence... Took a quite violent nudge from me to get her to notice she was being as welcome as a cockroach in the Shangri La. And she had the gall to give me a "you stupid rude oaf" look. Had i wasn't in a better mood today i would have let loose on her regardless of the number of people on the train.
Another fucked indian man was being a total fucking monkey. Stepped on the bus and stopped at the rear door and clung on to the pole like a sloth sucking on a moss covered branch. There are other people wanting to get on the bus too fuckhead. You standing there with a smug smile on your face at getting prime position to get off the bus first and blocking the rest of the way with your big baboon ass isnt something to be proud of. Talk about a face asking to be bitchslapped back to bombay...
What is it with these foreign people? The fucking Indian nationals that come over here with their fancy degrees think they're fucking maharajas... Oh i believe your coconut papers are such wonderful and great compared to degrees from Harvard and NUS. Eh... even a dylexsic person speaks better english than you. Fuck off la. Seriously, I wouldnt give two cents of a fuck to laying the smackdown on your bastard black ass. You can sit at a computer and type like a machine all day. BIG HAIRY DEAL. I don't see a need to worship you. And don't expect me to, unless you want to see my foot up your ass.
Do think twice before you try to fuck up my day.
Some stupid woman just lumbered up into my face on the train today. HELLOooo... Theres someone directly behind you. Its kinda rude to shove your huge hair into their face like they want to have a mouthful of it.... And furthermore, you smell like a medicated oil brewery, if its not obvious, YOU SMELL. So kindly fuck off from my prescence... Took a quite violent nudge from me to get her to notice she was being as welcome as a cockroach in the Shangri La. And she had the gall to give me a "you stupid rude oaf" look. Had i wasn't in a better mood today i would have let loose on her regardless of the number of people on the train.
Another fucked indian man was being a total fucking monkey. Stepped on the bus and stopped at the rear door and clung on to the pole like a sloth sucking on a moss covered branch. There are other people wanting to get on the bus too fuckhead. You standing there with a smug smile on your face at getting prime position to get off the bus first and blocking the rest of the way with your big baboon ass isnt something to be proud of. Talk about a face asking to be bitchslapped back to bombay...
What is it with these foreign people? The fucking Indian nationals that come over here with their fancy degrees think they're fucking maharajas... Oh i believe your coconut papers are such wonderful and great compared to degrees from Harvard and NUS. Eh... even a dylexsic person speaks better english than you. Fuck off la. Seriously, I wouldnt give two cents of a fuck to laying the smackdown on your bastard black ass. You can sit at a computer and type like a machine all day. BIG HAIRY DEAL. I don't see a need to worship you. And don't expect me to, unless you want to see my foot up your ass.
Do think twice before you try to fuck up my day.
posted by The Science Of IoS at 12:08:00 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home