Fugliness
For once i was kinda looking forward to goin to work for some inane reason.
Wasn't that bad as it turned out... But WILL ALL THE FUGLY PEOPLE STAY AT HOME? In a club you're supposed to look good, not like Moby Dick's arse. If anyone of the customers who i gave an attitude to earlier are reading this.... Well... Its coz I can't bear to look at you and feel like slapping your face for being born like that. I finally understand that the 99% majority of customers are ugly people who go to clubs to hide in dim lighting as in broad daylight your faces would scare children. And you're brains are just as defective as your faces.
A few morons tried to hand me coupons during midnight madness... HA HA HA HA. Blatantly ignore them waving coupons at me like a bunch of homeless people with food stamps. Read the fucking plasma screens... BUY 1 GET 1 FREE. Not HAND IN COUPONS NOW. Eh... NO MONEY DON'T CLUB LA~ Go home and save a few months eating gardenia bread with sky juice then come here and drink. And its always the fugly ones that have no money... Can't blame them, i wouldnt want to give money to you bunch of defectives either. How bout that???
Its seriously much more enjoyable to fuck around with customers than give the "customer service" that we are "supposed" to give. To give them the small hope that i'll take their order after waiting so long only to dash their hopes by swerving off to do something totally unimportant like rearrange glasses. hahahahahahahhahaha. There was this guy who just unfortunately had a face i didnt like, waited for 15 min to try to get our attention, pretended i couldnt see him but immediately took the order of two ladies who appeared next to him and his gf. HAHAHA. Talk about looking malu. And oh yes i enjoyed making him look impotent in front of his gf.
Then there was this not bad looking chick who saw me singing along to Lil Jon's "Get Low" and started smiling at me and proceeded to plow right into some guy. Before I could react she zoomed off out of there. Hahahahahaha... Didn't i tell you i'm loved by all??? You know who you are... xp
I realised one thing... No matter how fucked up a girl dances, guys will still want to look. I saw this girl dancing like a spastic ostritch but yet counted 8 guys that were looking at her lower regions. And yes, i was looking too, and proceeded to be very puzzled why i would find it appeaaling. As long as the female moves the hips and butt, no matter how freakishly retarded it may look, guys will look and get filthy thoughts. We're just one step away from grunting and hobbling on all fours looking for bananas.
Heads up to all the horde... Next saturday is the annual fuck-up-yourselves shindig. Make your way down to sentosa costa sands or risk being in my leetle black book of scoundrels. This will be the biggest one yet i've organised so come on down. There may not be a next year. B.Y.O.B
A good friend got a job in a jap porn company. Like how fucking cool is that? His job is to place those mosiac thingies on the naughty bits of the videoes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Where got so funny one??? And its a real job... WTF... I want one too. Like guy that mosiacs the mosiacs to fuck up your viewing pleasure even more. WAHAHAHAHAHA.
Wasn't that bad as it turned out... But WILL ALL THE FUGLY PEOPLE STAY AT HOME? In a club you're supposed to look good, not like Moby Dick's arse. If anyone of the customers who i gave an attitude to earlier are reading this.... Well... Its coz I can't bear to look at you and feel like slapping your face for being born like that. I finally understand that the 99% majority of customers are ugly people who go to clubs to hide in dim lighting as in broad daylight your faces would scare children. And you're brains are just as defective as your faces.
A few morons tried to hand me coupons during midnight madness... HA HA HA HA. Blatantly ignore them waving coupons at me like a bunch of homeless people with food stamps. Read the fucking plasma screens... BUY 1 GET 1 FREE. Not HAND IN COUPONS NOW. Eh... NO MONEY DON'T CLUB LA~ Go home and save a few months eating gardenia bread with sky juice then come here and drink. And its always the fugly ones that have no money... Can't blame them, i wouldnt want to give money to you bunch of defectives either. How bout that???
Its seriously much more enjoyable to fuck around with customers than give the "customer service" that we are "supposed" to give. To give them the small hope that i'll take their order after waiting so long only to dash their hopes by swerving off to do something totally unimportant like rearrange glasses. hahahahahahahhahaha. There was this guy who just unfortunately had a face i didnt like, waited for 15 min to try to get our attention, pretended i couldnt see him but immediately took the order of two ladies who appeared next to him and his gf. HAHAHA. Talk about looking malu. And oh yes i enjoyed making him look impotent in front of his gf.
Then there was this not bad looking chick who saw me singing along to Lil Jon's "Get Low" and started smiling at me and proceeded to plow right into some guy. Before I could react she zoomed off out of there. Hahahahahaha... Didn't i tell you i'm loved by all??? You know who you are... xp
I realised one thing... No matter how fucked up a girl dances, guys will still want to look. I saw this girl dancing like a spastic ostritch but yet counted 8 guys that were looking at her lower regions. And yes, i was looking too, and proceeded to be very puzzled why i would find it appeaaling. As long as the female moves the hips and butt, no matter how freakishly retarded it may look, guys will look and get filthy thoughts. We're just one step away from grunting and hobbling on all fours looking for bananas.
Heads up to all the horde... Next saturday is the annual fuck-up-yourselves shindig. Make your way down to sentosa costa sands or risk being in my leetle black book of scoundrels. This will be the biggest one yet i've organised so come on down. There may not be a next year. B.Y.O.B
A good friend got a job in a jap porn company. Like how fucking cool is that? His job is to place those mosiac thingies on the naughty bits of the videoes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Where got so funny one??? And its a real job... WTF... I want one too. Like guy that mosiacs the mosiacs to fuck up your viewing pleasure even more. WAHAHAHAHAHA.
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