Viva La Nacho
Just got back from work.
Was "supposed" to be ladies night... Unfortunately realise many people do not know what that means. An entire exodus of men came in. Are guys that desperate??? They were in as early as 8+ and lurking in the dark corners like perverted jack in the boxes. I don't get how their tactics work... They lurk and when a gal that catches their eye walks past they either try to strike up a conversation the lamest way possible, or when she hits the dance floor, try to get into a grind with her. If it was that easy, we wouldnt need flowers and the whole arsenal of methods and tactics to get a gal to fall for you. Those kinda shit happens ONLY IN MOVIES SUCKERS.
And if all else fails? Find a buncha buddies and hump each other in the corner like little brokeback cowboys... This was witnessed first hand earlier so its not a made up story. Three guys humping each other isnt a pleasant sight to see, and no one in the house wants to see that either. Go find a room or go to the toilet please...
However, after working there for over a year... the most successful tactic is cash. If you have it, flaunt it like a rabid peacock why don't you. Many guys use this whenever possible. It works two ways, you can impress someone with the money you have or just buy her enough drinks to get her high and then "send her home". Seen the second one backfire alot of times with the guy coming to me and ordering jugs of LIT in hope of intoxicating a female, only to in the end being clueless of where his appendages are and the lady happily sober and laughing to herself what a pathetic drinker he is. There was one guy who had this backfire on him twice in a row on the same night. Most of the time he was comatose on my counter and me laughing like a maniac when i passed by.
If you ever feel sleepy and need to stay awake, here's a newly discovered method by El Capitan. Snort SALT. I did that earlier... and boy do you get awake really quick. Its like shoving a truckload of mint candy up your nose. I was basically kicking around like a wild bronco after that. Which was maybe a good strategy too, coz customers thought me mentally ill and tried their best not to order from me. HAHAHAHAHA. Lemme tell a lil secret... We bartenders know whats goin on around us. You may think we can't see you but we can. Its just that we act blur sometimes because we don't like your face, your order sucks and its a waste of our time or we just feel plain lazy and wanna make you panic during midnight madness. Such evilness...
Yes i admit, i'm a bastard to customers coz most of the time tehy really waste my time. Asking for ice water, giving me coupons during midnight madness or asking me how much is a jug of something and not having the cash to pay for it.
It applies to both male and female... I dont give special treatment to either... Women there normally want free drinks and so try to flirt with us. Only free drink i've given to a lady was elinda but she's made her choice and i'm not one to be a third party. So yea... In fact these flirty ladies are the type i tend to avoid. In fact, havent tried to get to know any lady at work. Not like Jackson who is undoubtedly the king in this field, I'm like the poor knight on a mule. I don't have the skill and neother the passion in doing this so who cares...
light is coming, the mexicano vampire needs to siesta.
Was "supposed" to be ladies night... Unfortunately realise many people do not know what that means. An entire exodus of men came in. Are guys that desperate??? They were in as early as 8+ and lurking in the dark corners like perverted jack in the boxes. I don't get how their tactics work... They lurk and when a gal that catches their eye walks past they either try to strike up a conversation the lamest way possible, or when she hits the dance floor, try to get into a grind with her. If it was that easy, we wouldnt need flowers and the whole arsenal of methods and tactics to get a gal to fall for you. Those kinda shit happens ONLY IN MOVIES SUCKERS.
And if all else fails? Find a buncha buddies and hump each other in the corner like little brokeback cowboys... This was witnessed first hand earlier so its not a made up story. Three guys humping each other isnt a pleasant sight to see, and no one in the house wants to see that either. Go find a room or go to the toilet please...
However, after working there for over a year... the most successful tactic is cash. If you have it, flaunt it like a rabid peacock why don't you. Many guys use this whenever possible. It works two ways, you can impress someone with the money you have or just buy her enough drinks to get her high and then "send her home". Seen the second one backfire alot of times with the guy coming to me and ordering jugs of LIT in hope of intoxicating a female, only to in the end being clueless of where his appendages are and the lady happily sober and laughing to herself what a pathetic drinker he is. There was one guy who had this backfire on him twice in a row on the same night. Most of the time he was comatose on my counter and me laughing like a maniac when i passed by.
If you ever feel sleepy and need to stay awake, here's a newly discovered method by El Capitan. Snort SALT. I did that earlier... and boy do you get awake really quick. Its like shoving a truckload of mint candy up your nose. I was basically kicking around like a wild bronco after that. Which was maybe a good strategy too, coz customers thought me mentally ill and tried their best not to order from me. HAHAHAHAHA. Lemme tell a lil secret... We bartenders know whats goin on around us. You may think we can't see you but we can. Its just that we act blur sometimes because we don't like your face, your order sucks and its a waste of our time or we just feel plain lazy and wanna make you panic during midnight madness. Such evilness...
Yes i admit, i'm a bastard to customers coz most of the time tehy really waste my time. Asking for ice water, giving me coupons during midnight madness or asking me how much is a jug of something and not having the cash to pay for it.
It applies to both male and female... I dont give special treatment to either... Women there normally want free drinks and so try to flirt with us. Only free drink i've given to a lady was elinda but she's made her choice and i'm not one to be a third party. So yea... In fact these flirty ladies are the type i tend to avoid. In fact, havent tried to get to know any lady at work. Not like Jackson who is undoubtedly the king in this field, I'm like the poor knight on a mule. I don't have the skill and neother the passion in doing this so who cares...
light is coming, the mexicano vampire needs to siesta.
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