Thursday, September 08, 2005

Cue the Crazy Techno Kung Fu Music

A tub of yoghurt, one big spoon and I'm a very happy person.

Anyway notice much of the people viewing my blog are from overseas. Which is fortunate as i do not need to put up with the crap the locals like to dish out when they realise they are hopeless at using a keyboard for anything else save playing online games where they make believe they are gay looking characters dressed in ?armour and clothes that make Robin Hood look like Clint Eastwood. Before this sounds offensive, i specifically mean those locals who hurl shit like rabid baboons in the zoo whenever they find someone more talented are better off than them. These are the sad primates that will only stay so far in the evolutionary scale and a century down the road their grand offspring should have excessive body hair and large chins and heavy brows. They would probably be the only kids in class that would pronounce the letter "O" as "Oogh".

I go too far you might say?

Well.... If they do not consider what they do then why should i extend the same courtesy? I'm such a lover of my fellow countrymen... *cue sarcastic laughter*

Did any of you see the Kanye West video? That was funny shit coz he probably was too fuckin' high on weed to even know why he was there on TV in the first place. Chris Tucker probably snorted something on hearing that "Bush doesn't care about black people" comment... he was seriously zoning out there like a hamster on a sugar high. Please, its a very well known fact that racism is everywhere. However, if you go on national television making a fool of yourself while being high on something illegal, it doesn't help to show people how big a mistake they made with you.

In case you DIDN'T see the video.... here it is... Courtesy of TheSuperficial....
Kanye West is an Idiot

I have to take some "self-enrichment" course during my one week break. Another waste of time and money. Wanted to take leisure canoeing but its only 2 freaking days and i doubt we will go any farther than the broken down fishing raft anchored off the wharf. So i turned my sights elsewhere.. and came up with... tempura making...

WTF u might say....

i enjoy cooking ok? Influenced from my mom... if you gave me a choice of watching a movie or cook i would choose the latter. No shit.
But somehow i think my tempura thing would wind up like this idiot who's trying to be the "Shaven Chef"

Shaven Chef

*WARNING: Fucking Boring*

Time for a break. Gonna poison myself... till another time...

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