Monday, July 10, 2006

watched the finals of the WC...

Italians impress me after being actors and mafiaso for the whole bloody shindig. French? Only zidane and ribery deserve my respect that i rarely give. The whole bloody rest of the fogs can go eat shite pate and die la.

Is it me or is france supposed to be a caucasian country? Then why the fuck are there only 4 men i've seen playin that are white? The rest are just bloody former french colony africans that can run like antelope and butt around like rhinos. I see no other talent in most of the french midfield besides running. Zidane seems to be doing most of the work while the tribesman do their best to run with the ball in the right direction.... One guy's name reminded me of a case of stomach problem... did nothing but elbow, shove, tug etc etc... This is a soccer match... not a race to tackle a wildebeast to use as dowry for the only virgin in the village.

And Henry is the biggest asshole i've seen on the pitch next to cristiano ronaldo. I've seen so much performances from him that i'm starting to believe he's a stand in actor thats undergone cosmetic surgery to replace the real henry thats being tied to a goalpost somewhere in england by an insane arsene wenger. Did i say the acting was good? hell no... its like watching arnold schwarzenegger trying to dramatize macbeth. To the less literate wise people... that means : CANNOT MAKE IT LA.

Second place ronaldo is also another bastard actor... act like lan jiao then play like a chee bye. Sink in one penalty and act like he just dribbled from russia into the oppositions goalpost. Eh.... you're over rated and greasy as last night's KFC bucket la...

Overall, the WC stinks...

hey FiFa... do you understand KELONG???

'nuff said.

And finally,

I've had enough of being your comforter... why are you still here?

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