On the way to work caught a glimpse of Singapore Idol...

May all 1001 hindu deities strike down the wretched fart that came up with the Idol idea...

God... what a fucking torture to the senses.

I still don't get how people can get so wild about the contestants... the female ones i can

understand, coz deep inside, the guys just think about screwing them till they shout

"God!!" in a Mariah Carey pitch tone. Have to admit.... some of them aren't bad looking,

but that doesn't save the shitty songs they sing.

The guys however... how can any girl even bear to scream their name in public is a

serious puzzle to me. Look at the Twohill guy... He covers his face with his hair for a

damned good reason.... He's FUGLY! I would rather see a ninety year old Jim Carrey's

arse lipsynching than have to look at that guy's face for an entire song. I saw him sing

half a song before getting of the bus fortunately... thru out the whole thing he kept

flicking his hair here and there... like WTF... cover your face. Your face isn't what we

want to see. Plus whats with the black fingernail polish??? It all makes sense now.... the
long hair, nail polish and flicking.... HE'S A FAGGOT!!!


They showed a part where he was fishing with his dad and he looked more like some 16
year old girl at a pony farm. The most relaxing part about his part in Idol was when he

was talking to gurmit? about whatever crap that is on his faggot mind, and you could

only see his teeth under a bunch of hair. I kept thinking of funny shit that would happen

to him in that situation... like falling off the stage and breaking some front teeth so he

could be a fag AND toothless etc...

I'm mean. Who cares?

There was this other guy Idol loser who was on the live SMS thing.... looked equally

meow meow as Twolumps. Kept showing his picture next to his replies, like i want to

know how he looks like.... and people actually pay money to engage in dumb babble

with him. I highly suspect mediacorp paid people to cheer and shout for the male

contestants. Makes no sense otherwise so many females are that moronic or blind. If

that truly was the case, i would say the singaporean genetic pool is doomed.

I think i shall comment on every single Idol contestant i am unfortunate to catch a glimpse of on the godforsaken TV mobile. Its quite fun actually....

Sometimes its not how much a person does, but by the quality of what is done.

this goes esp. to matters of the heart. think that thru. good night.